How To Have Silky Hair
\nby Riley
\nage 2 1\/2<\/p>\n
First, have your big brother get a sticky mouse trap (you know, one of those that the mice stick to that are really, really sticky and gooey) out of your closet and put it in your hair.<\/p>\n
Next, have your mommy pull it out of your hair while trying not to hurt you or snatch you bald.<\/p>\n
Then, have her try to get the sticky stuff out of your hair with Goo Gone.\u00a0 TIP:\u00a0 You might want to have your brother hold your hand because this might hurt.<\/p>\n
The next step is to have your mommy wash your hair in the bathtub to get the oily Goo Gone out of your hair.\u00a0 Here is the best process to use for this:<\/p>\n
1.\u00a0 Wash with baby shampoo.
\n2.\u00a0 See if brush will go through hair.
\n3.\u00a0 If not, try detangler spray.
\n4.\u00a0 Should this also fail, have Mommy pour Goo Gone directly into hair.\u00a0 Note:\u00a0 Goo Gone does not have directions for removing goo from hair so just trust me on this.
\n5.\u00a0 Repeat step 1, rinse.
\n6.\u00a0 Try detangler spray again.<\/p>\n
Brush should go through hair with ease now.\u00a0 You will have beautiful, silky, smooth hair!<\/p>\n
Stay tuned for more beauty tips!\u00a0 As my brother comes up with new ways to torment me I’ll keep you posted!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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