How about the time that my husband was watching them and working on our computer and realized too late that they were quiet.<\/p>\n
Now, as you and every other mother know, that is always bad.\u00a0 Anyway, that time they got a batch of Sesame Street cupcakes off the counter and went under the dining room table to eat them…off of the upholstered chairs.<\/p>\n
While my husband was attempting to get the Elmo red, Cookie Monster blue, and Big Bird yellow (see you thought that the type of cupcake was a trivial fact) icing out of upholstery he failed to realize that they were laughing hysterically.<\/p>\n
If silence is very bad, laughing should strike terror in your heart.\u00a0 This is when I came home.\u00a0 I found them under the kitchen table with a pound of sugar.\u00a0 Thankfully, it was granulated and not powdered.<\/p>\n
This story, however, does have silver lining.\u00a0 My husband has never again questioned why I never get any housework done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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